Top Ten Reasons Why You’re 40 and You’re Still Single
1. When a girl asks you for your number you give her your IP address 2. You have a photo studio set up to take “action photos” of your cats 3. During your first date you keep checking to see how many...
View ArticleThings You May Not Know
• Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton.• The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.• Your stomach produces a new layer...
View Article10 Signs You Have Bad Health Insurance
10. All the rooms in the hospital covered in your plan have bunk beds. 9. The nurse checks your throat and the stick has a slight taste of fudgecicle 8. The receptionist tells you the doctor is running...
View Article8 UnEthical Ways To Improve Traffic To Your Blog
(disclaimer: a comical look not an advice column. Do Not Try This at Home) 8. Find someone that is about to front page on Digg that obviously stole the pictures from someone. Tell them that one of them...
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The 10 Most Important Things In Life I Learned From Talking to Old People
I’m a relatively young man. I don’t consider myself wise but I do pay attention more than most people my age. Obviously none of you online know me, but I am what you call mouthy. I love to tell...
View Article10 Signs That Hillary is Getting Desperate For Votes and Money
10. Set up a dunk booth at the last campaign stop with a “Dunk Hillary for $5.01” Sign 9. Pushing rumors to the media that she has a sex tape with Jessica Alba and Carry Underwood 8. Has hired Morgan...
View ArticleTop 10 Signs That Wendys May Be Going Out of Business
10. The finger is back on the menu. Now in 3 finger and “The Handful” sizes. 9. The kids at the drive through are going to actually start making eye contact when giving back change to every fourth...
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Top 10 Signs Bears Sterns Was Going Under
10. Someone from the options trading desk at Bear Sterns called the pit last week and asked if they could open the $2 puts. 9. The prospectus they sent you had blood stains on it. 8. When you call...
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10 Signs That The Airline You’re Flying On May Be Going Out of Business
In light of all the recent news surrounding airline bankruptcies and mergers, you might want to heed these warning signs… 10. They hedged their fuel by buying $500 in Sam’s Club Fuel Cards 9. The new...
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